sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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