I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I have aggressive nipples.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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