Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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