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I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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