super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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