She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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