My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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