we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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