ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
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I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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