it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i think my mom watched the whole time
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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