I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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