She went from zero to smokin in five shots
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
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his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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