Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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