At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize