so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
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Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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