no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like giving head to a cactus.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Randomize