Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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