she takes plan B like it's going out of style
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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