I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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