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you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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