Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
My balls are so social today.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
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Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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