Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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