omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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