even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I stole a fireplace last night.
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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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