it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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