Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
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You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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