I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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