i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
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Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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