And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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