Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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