I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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