I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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