I'm going to rape someone's good day.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
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he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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