just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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