stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
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Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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