In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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