It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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