So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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