how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
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My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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