all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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