I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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