wrigley field is MILF paradise
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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