do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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