dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
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It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize