We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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