Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
you win again, gameday.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
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I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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