next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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