She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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