Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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