yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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