I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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