I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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